Dream
& Sleep Humor
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Don't tell me what you dreamed last night for I've been reading Freud.---Franklin Adams
Insomniacs don't sleep because they worry about it, and they worry about it because they
don't
sleep.---Franklin Adams
He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone.---Fred
Allen
It is such stuff and nonsense that dreams are made of.---Clifton Fadiman
The smaller the head, the bigger the dream.
---Austin O'Malley
My life's dream has been a perpetual nightmare.
---Voltaire
A professor is someone who talk's in someone else's sleep.---Wystan Auden
A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years eating.---Arnold Bennett
It's not easy for X and Y to lay in the same bed unless both are asleep.
(Use this and substitute two rivaling parties for X & Y)
The only time most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old
boys mumble in their sleep.---Wilson Mizner
I never sleep comfortably except when I am at a sermon.---Rabelais
Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
---James Stephens
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